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the official outfit of middle aged dads

The fastest way to wake a sleeping father is by touching the TV remote

it’s funny how much you hate him

the summoning has begun

trying to sleep during pollen season is pointless

how to properly cook lasagna. Just don’t ask me what temp the oven is supposed to be set to…

do you take off all your clothes to go to the bathroom?

officially a first row greg

the best duo in stranger is *literally* batman and robin

The season finale was meh, but eddie munson ripping “master of puppets” on his guitar in the upside down was epic

time zones now exist block to block and house to house

we know one thing for certain – his name definitely is not carl

interesting restaurant review

Radio Shack went out of business in 2015 but their verified twitter is still very active

bates motel – take a shower at your own risk