When NYC bans dogs on the subway unless they fit in a bag, the people find a solution.

we spent so much time preparing for the zombie apocalypse we never considered other options…

ode de febreeze

don’t give me a reason and i won’t get mad

avoiding people in public is exhausting

purr-fect

toaster strudel frog

i live at the zoo now

sea urchins love hats

live laugh lobotomy

mephisto signing off off of zoom

fantasy vs reality

emotional support alligator

all my problems can be blamed on astrology

these crocheted dolls will definitely murder you in your sleep

Waste time with the fallout of amtrak tweeting “trains” with these one word repsonses