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chirp *clears throat* i mean yes

chirp *clears throat* i mean yes
I’m not fat!
I’m not fat!
So I just let it go…
So I just let it go…
Giraffe Swiss Rolls.
Giraffe Swiss Rolls.
Nothing to see here. Just a stork making a delivery.
Nothing to see here. Just a stork making a delivery.
She’s sitting across from me at a Starbucks
She’s sitting across from me at a Starbucks
Women’s studies.
Women’s studies.
The circle of life.
The circle of life.
A guide to going all the way.
A guide to going all the way.
Where happiness comes from.
Where happiness comes from.
I’m not sick…
I’m not sick…
Giraffe Manor, South Africa.
Giraffe Manor, South Africa.
Australia’s saving grace.
Australia’s saving grace.
Dogs dressed like humans.
Dogs dressed like humans.
Winning at fatherhood.
Winning at fatherhood.
Fingers are so weird…
Fingers are so weird…
Congratulations%26%238230%3B
Congratulations…
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
No+shame.
No shame.
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(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Join the conversation
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Hands.
Hands.
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
Obviously.
Obviously.
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.