Always good for a few.

In an alternate universe…

One Korea is Best Korea poster in Seoul

David Letterman kept a stack of paper cups in his dressing room, each one representing a completed show

How to open a Duff.

It puts the lotion on its felt…

Zack, you’re considered essential personnel…

USA Today was pretty confident with their Colorado placement…

Never trust a chicken

Ever take your train off any sweet jumps?

Stick it to the oldies.

Faceswap’s for breakfast.

See you later you peasants.

Went to Pompeii and learned they used to mark where the red light district began.

Llama llama llobster llobster

You’re not wrong, Walter…