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a death defying balancing act
a death defying balancing act
when you see the wings come out of the kitchen
when you see the wings come out of the kitchen
do something nice for a pig
do something nice for a pig
one giant leap of faith
one giant leap of faith
she made a terrible mistake
she made a terrible mistake
and then all he can do is turn around and desert you
and then all he can do is turn around and desert you
god bless america
god bless america
my my my how the tables have turned
my my my how the tables have turned
nothing in this world smells better than cinnabon
nothing in this world smells better than cinnabon
not the worst life, honestly
not the worst life, honestly
the dream scenario
the dream scenario
extension granted
extension granted
he objected to the wedding
he objected to the wedding
What’s your favorite horror movie?
What’s your favorite horror movie?
teacher and wing woman
teacher and wing woman
Was+the+present+the+mat%3F
Was the present the mat?
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
Ladies+and+gentlemen%2C+the+luckiest+man+alive
Ladies and gentlemen, the luckiest man alive
Back+to+dreaming+about+the+zombie+apocalypse
Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse
Join the conversation
NICE%2C+INDEED
NICE, INDEED
left+swipe
left swipe
life%26%238230%3B+finds+a+way
life… finds a way
a+billion+dollar+idea
a billion dollar idea
cats+know+good+music+when+they+hear+it
cats know good music when they hear it
CLOSE+ENOUGH%3F
CLOSE ENOUGH?
good+question
good question
Wait%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+only+Wednesday%3F
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?