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which boiled egg are you?

which boiled egg are you?
well, I ain’t lying
well, I ain’t lying
words of af-firm-ation
words of af-firm-ation
making me furious fast
making me furious fast
they look ent-irely the same
they look ent-irely the same
a whole new world
a whole new world
the three names are: tim, timmies, and timbits
the three names are: tim, timmies, and timbits
no one can do everything
no one can do everything
à la carte blanche
à la carte blanche
call that a “sweet escape”
call that a “sweet escape”
10 Funny Photos of Animals Wearing Things
10 Funny Photos of Animals Wearing Things
that 10 minutes before the alarm is unmatched
that 10 minutes before the alarm is unmatched
funny how that works
funny how that works
i hope it goes swimmingly
i hope it goes swimmingly
truly this is torture
truly this is torture
this is truly my spirit animal
this is truly my spirit animal
fantasy+football+memes+to+quench+your+thirst+for+gatorade
fantasy football memes to quench your thirst for gatorade
everything+crier
everything crier
real+life+nightmare+fuel
real life nightmare fuel
pocket+sand+range
pocket sand range
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guilty+as+charged
guilty as charged
why+though%3F
why though?
thus+fulfilling+the+autocorrect+prophecy
thus fulfilling the autocorrect prophecy
every+time+without+fail
every time without fail
amateur+move
amateur move
potatoes+are+multi-talented
potatoes are multi-talented
pfffft
pfffft
what+bad+movie+with+a+good+premise+would+you+want+to+see+remade%3F
what bad movie with a good premise would you want to see remade?