Dallas is having a complex…

weapon of choice – pickle

just a quick fling. nothing serious

the slowest minute

Leo strikes again – He broke up with his 25-year-old girlfriend and the memes are pouring in!

the only reason to trap a 7 foot tall fairy creature in a salt circle

looks like the lasagna finally fought back

a capybara is a rodent

life in prison

this is so petty and i love it

roomba butler

release the bees

would you butt stuff?

the answer is here somewhere!

chickenless wing – because i’m on a diet

the perfect break up text response