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This is how my family think websites are made

This is how my family think websites are made
I’m doing this
I’m doing this
get it, goofy!
get it, goofy!
modern problem solving
modern problem solving
what is this sorcery
what is this sorcery
who has it worse?
who has it worse?
i read that in his voice and now I’m crying, too
i read that in his voice and now I’m crying, too
The correct use of privilege
The correct use of privilege
dad knew all along
dad knew all along
the morning commute is brutal
the morning commute is brutal
nothing gets in the way of the perfect shot
nothing gets in the way of the perfect shot
this is a vampire pool. that’s not water
this is a vampire pool. that’s not water
i really want a donut now
i really want a donut now
stepping out of your dietary comfort zone
stepping out of your dietary comfort zone
and now I can’t look to my left
and now I can’t look to my left
per my last shot
per my last shot
Not+bad+for+NYC%2C+actually.
Not bad for NYC, actually.
Dogs+are+cooler+than+kids%2C+prove+me+wrong.
Dogs are cooler than kids, prove me wrong.
But+only+I+know+it%26%238217%3Bs+a+turd%26%238230%3B
But only I know it’s a turd…
It%26%238217%3Bs+possibly+your+own+damn+fault%2C+Jenna.
It’s possibly your own damn fault, Jenna.
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Electricity+is+scary%2C+circuit+1977.
Electricity is scary, circuit 1977.
%26%238230%3Band+if+you+see+one%2C+you+must+hop+on+and+scream+YEEHAWWWW%2C+apparently.
…and if you see one, you must hop on and scream YEEHAWWWW, apparently.
The+laser+used+in+corrective+eye+surgery+is+accurate+enough+to+write+words+on+a+hair.
The laser used in corrective eye surgery is accurate enough to write words on a hair.
We+worship+the+deep.
We worship the deep.
Borders+are+silly%2C+change+my+mind.
Borders are silly, change my mind.
Round+and+round+and+round+we+go%2C+as+the+circus+does.
Round and round and round we go, as the circus does.
We+must+regen%21
We must regen!
And+I%26%238217%3Bm+not+half+bad+at+it%2C+at+that.
And I’m not half bad at it, at that.