Will Wheaton does a good turn daily, probably.

As Twitter goes the way of the dodo, here are the best “alternatives” to choose from, if you can call them that…

the insurance mafia

all is not well in waffleville

this description is way too accurate

keep laughing see what happens

you’re*

you’ve got time

inflatable baby prison

dolphinsarecool!3

world cup memes because the real world war starts on Saturday!

the rootinest tootinest aliens in the west

it’s not cheese, it’s liquid gold

just waiting for the prices of everything to hit that sweet spot before pulling the trigger

anything can be a breakfast food if you eat it in the morning

reason #1 is pretty obvious