Birds are not pets. Dove me wrong.

Birds are not pets. Dove me wrong.

Six year olds are pretty scary, too.

Six year olds are pretty scary, too.

I disappoint myself relentlessly.

I disappoint myself relentlessly.

Get to chew’n…

Get to chew’n…

When Professors check in.

When Professors check in.

I’ll bring the tub of Gif.

I’ll bring the tub of Gif.

Mind your bath.

Mind your bath.

Protec the Jakobs.

Protec the Jakobs.

War is on par with Hell.

War is on par with Hell.

Sheep circles.

A biblical representation of an angel, apparently.

A biblical representation of an angel, apparently.

We come in peace, probably…

We come in peace, probably…

The life of a cuppa.

The life of a cuppa.

I had a stimulus check… had.

I had a stimulus check… had.

This cannon interests me.

This cannon interests me.

We summon Poseidon, son of Cronus and Rhea… – captive birbs, probably.

We summon Poseidon, son of Cronus and Rhea… – captive birbs, probably.