Crayon Tweets

that’s a CVS receipt

morning self affirmations

this is the year i choose books over booze

wait, where do I go to see this?

you ruined it, grandpa…

inspired by the velocipastor

How did I miss this air bud movie?

toot toot

why would anyone be so cruel?

i’ll have one finland breakfast, please

what disney does best

anxiety and provolone – the title of my memoir

the only way to eat a fruit roll up

this can only end with a valuable lesson being learned. and maybe a trip to the er

what wonder drug is this for?