How many sippy’s have you had tonight… m’aam?

How many sippy's have you had tonight... m'aam?

If Ed Sheeran took a Make-a-wish trip.

If Ed Sheeran took a Make-a-wish trip.

You can’t handle the screeching!

You can’t handle the screeching!

Yeah. OK.

Get off my bench

Get off my bench

Dinosaur Footprints in France

Dinosaur Footprints in France

Feed the whales.

Feed the whales.

Wait just a got damn minute…

Wait just a got damn minute…

Sitz like what? Oh.

Sitz like what? Oh.

Paperboys on smoke break, circa 1910

Paperboys on smoke break, circa 1910

Be gentle with the dog.

Be gentle with the dog.

*crashes angrily*

*crashes angrily*

Futile, yet entertaining.

Futile, yet entertaining.

Shhh; the cats are studying.

Shhh; the cats are studying.

We must go back!

We must go back!

‘Do you have insurance?’ – BayCare, probably.

‘Do you have insurance?’ – BayCare, probably.