Feeling Lucky?

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She found lipstick in my pocket…
She found lipstick in my pocket…
If Netflix doubled as a dating service.
If Netflix doubled as a dating service.
This child wins life.
This child wins life.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
In case nobody told you today…
In case nobody told you today…
When you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look.
When you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look.
A tribute to cheese.
A tribute to cheese.
Need a film to watch? (Click and Drag)
Need a film to watch? (Click and Drag)
Words I live by.
Words I live by.
Hitting the nail on the head.
Hitting the nail on the head.
She knows what I mean.
She knows what I mean.
Thoughts on tipping.
Thoughts on tipping.
Heart vs Brain
Heart vs Brain
I’m a catch.
I’m a catch.
*ʞɔıן* *ʞɔıן* *ʞɔıן* *ʞɔıן* *ʞɔıן* *ʞɔıן*
*ʞɔıן* *ʞɔıן* *ʞɔıן* *ʞɔıן* *ʞɔıן* *ʞɔıן*
gonna+need+to+buy+a+whole+new+bed
gonna need to buy a whole new bed
cry+harder
cry harder
Bottoms+up+for+the+memes+about+the+anal+bead+cheating+scandal%21
Bottoms up for the memes about the anal bead cheating scandal!
set+your+dvr%21
set your dvr!
Join the conversation
squirrel+art
squirrel art
you+won%26%238217%3Bt+like+me+when+i%26%238217%3Bm+more+angry
you won’t like me when i’m more angry
always+practice+safe+porking
always practice safe porking
no+context+crab
no context crab
your+uber+has+arrived
your uber has arrived
this+should+be+interesting
this should be interesting
can+finally+write+a+novel
can finally write a novel
challenge+accepted
challenge accepted