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Just got a promotion. I have employees now

Help exists.

Violinist, Roger Frisch, plays during brain surgery to find what’s causing his tremors.

Thanks Obama

It’s dangerous to pause a Disney movie.

Hey mom!

The difference between creepy and cool.

Clearly Japan is getting ready for war.

I need an adult.

Volkswagen van for scale

Chocolate Roulette.

How my school system expected me to deal with bullies.

Sneezing in front of your pets.

Okay, who was the jerk that dropped some molly in my coffee?

The ocean is inside of this opal.