But muh property… (verified)

Everytime I got a Flu

If the bacteria in your mouth have evolved to reach the level of Roman civilization, you should probably brush your teeth.

Good point

True endings of Disney’s Tales.

Mothers Don’t Understand Privacy

Haverford Is A Great Biologist

Heart conditions

spock shows emotion

like

Turns out drugs are worth it

made me larf

Skittles should do the trick!

Burns like curry

The Wage Gap

Hate it when that happens