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Just answer him and he’ll stop texting.

Just answer him and he'll stop texting.
Pandemic love affair.
Pandemic love affair.
I would watch these X-Games.
I would watch these X-Games.
The woolen cadaver.
The woolen cadaver.
Gosh darn it, Melanie.
Gosh darn it, Melanie.
Got dam…
Got dam…
They’ve thought of everything.
They’ve thought of everything.
Cleopatra in the year 2525
Cleopatra in the year 2525
I would read this Bible.
I would read this Bible.
Fishing is life.
Fishing is life.
The goldfish are dumplings!
The goldfish are dumplings!
Embrace your childhood.
Embrace your childhood.
I will save you now.
I will save you now.
Let West Rest.
Let West Rest.
Marble pillows are hardcore.
Marble pillows are hardcore.
At least he thinks your wife is pretty, probabl…
At least he thinks your wife is pretty, probabl…
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+vibe+to+it%26%238230%3B
It’s got a different vibe to it…
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+your+stinking+facts.
We don’t need your stinking facts.
Science%2C+bitches.
Science, bitches.
Join the conversation
Human+uses+confusion%26%238230%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+highly+effective.
Human uses confusion… it’s highly effective.
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
Fire+Danger+Level%3A+I+Warned+You
Fire Danger Level: I Warned You
Doom+running+on+a+pregnancy+test+why+not.
Doom running on a pregnancy test why not.
Learn+some+birb.
Learn some birb.
I+could+ride+the+goose+in+to+battle.
I could ride the goose in to battle.
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.
RIP+in+McFarction
RIP in McFarction