errand error

Freckles freak me out.

I’d rather live with a lesbian than a cat.

The law is powerless.

Are you almost never wrong? We have a place for you!

Owl hat!

From absolute zero to “absolute hot,” the temperatures of the Universe

Police Dog Fitted with Titanium Cainines.

Did you fall from heaven?

Students from multiple Albuquerque high schools walked out to protest the new PARCC knowledge assessment.

Et tu, Brute?

Perhaps they do realize this and deliberately miss their shots

Bite an apple.

Tinderella

I didn’t even need firewood.

Sometimes I just need a contraption like this