Bindi Irwin with a nuclear family of muskrats.

the only reason to want a boyfriend is for karaoke help, apparently

i am not the old white man you’re looking for

planking isn’t for everybody

say aloe to my little friend

love is being okay with your partner hiding opossums in the attic

but no matter how much he tries not to, he does eventually talk about crossfit

was joining the US military the original squid game?

anything is a ufo if you can’t identify it before it hits your face

the flux capacitor can only handle so much

the makers of oreos have no chill

lets bake cookies and watch documentaries about serial killers together

the loop continues with no end in sight, only more over-analyzing

I hate how much this step ladder joke made me laugh

the big bad wolf is getting smarter everyday. Soon enough the three little pigs will finally fall

another delicious hummuscide