How to protect yourself from a robot

How to protect yourself from a robot

anything is a ufo if you can’t identify it before it hits your face

anything is a ufo if you can’t identify it before it hits your face

but no matter how much he tries not to, he does eventually talk about crossfit

but no matter how much he tries not to, he does eventually talk about crossfit

a real life first attempt at drawing keanu reeves

a real life first attempt at drawing keanu reeves

we all know why we have gathered here today

we all know why we have gathered here today

the only reason to want a boyfriend is for karaoke help, apparently

the only reason to want a boyfriend is for karaoke help, apparently

of all the open seats on the busses in the world, you had to sit in the one directly next to me…

of all the open seats on the busses in the world, you had to sit in the one directly next to me…

realistic relationship goals

realistic relationship goals

the flux capacitor can only handle so much

the flux capacitor can only handle so much

turning on the lights is not an option

turning on the lights is not an option

this is emperor palpatine for skillshare

this is emperor palpatine for skillshare

the murderer is one of the people on this train *twirls mustache*

the murderer is one of the people on this train *twirls mustache*

probably one of the worst things you could say while on the witness stand

probably one of the worst things you could say while on the witness stand

what new ghosts would you like to see?

what new ghosts would you like to see?

the makers of oreos have no chill

the makers of oreos have no chill

love is being okay with your partner hiding opossums in the attic

love is being okay with your partner hiding opossums in the attic