*gives gran covid*

there is no escape

the time is now

made in america

they’ll literally name their cats anything

we were so worried about the robot uprising we never considered the plant uprising

never lose your sense of humor

reporting for duty, general booty!

you gotta fight, for your right, to party!

i’m getting drunk just looking at this

no car can kill me

becoming one with nature

the magic eight ball lied to me

it cost everything

grape jelly meatballs

clarissa did not explain it all