Where do hobbits come from, daddy?

speaking was a bad choice

what are you buying? gas, probably…

I don’t know what I have more questions about, the perfectly posed cat in front of the painting, or the same image on a white canvas to the left

if you see one furby then it’s already too late

it’s worth a shot. what’s the worst that could happen?

yep, i have no idea at all…

all the time

got any facts about ducks to add?

what political party is this? funny answers only

spirit airlines – fly cheap and buy your halloween costume at the same time. This is just smart business

does this mean peter parker and pepper potts had an affair?

cats – descended from dragons pt. 2

Checking on the status of his next marvel contract

goldfish royalty

I’d rather grow a beard than shave with this