Why do stars flicker? Does the basement furnace have a soul? Why does mommy kiss the neighbor?

Eric is a neat specimen.

UV injection trials have officially begun.

*typing intensifies*

King of the whom?

Toasty dictatorship

Florida Attorney Daniel Uhlfelder dressed up as the Grim Reaper, went to the beach, and protested the reopening of beaches.

Hold my rock hammer, Janet…

Waiiiit fooooorrrrrrr ittttttt…

I once was lost, but now am found.

[x-]ray

Gandalf went to club med.

Let them rest.

It, uh.. found a way.

Teachers deserve your tax dollars.

This is the most accurate Best Korea move.