I need to print me some of those Proof of Lateness slips…

I need to print me some of those Proof of Lateness slips...

and then no one laughs when you tell it

and then no one laughs when you tell it

which one of the thousands?

which one of the thousands?

it all adds up

a multipurpose robe…pragmatic as ever, kenobi

a multipurpose robe…pragmatic as ever, kenobi

blimey, eleven!

blimey, eleven!

ooh that’s a good one

ooh that’s a good one

the three worst ones :(

the three worst ones :(

plz get out its my kitchen for the next 20 minutes

plz get out its my kitchen for the next 20 minutes

i hate that i heard the tune in my head with this

i hate that i heard the tune in my head with this

ah, there it is, “Fromage Grillé”

ah, there it is, “Fromage Grillé”

forbidden pet but cute pet

forbidden pet but cute pet

and then claim innocence because you didn’t outright say it

and then claim innocence because you didn’t outright say it

pick your board when it’s ripe

pick your board when it’s ripe

gayme over

i get the red panda

i get the red panda