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Owls have such long legs

Owls have such long legs
Geneception
Geneception
A flight of cupcakes I made for a friend’s 30th birthday at a brewery. The beer is in each cupcake’s batter.
A flight of cupcakes I made for a friend’s 30th birthday at a brewery. The beer is in each cupcake’s batter.
Dude. Not cool.
Dude. Not cool.
The perfect crime!
The perfect crime!
Pure Structured Water
Pure Structured Water
Suck it
Suck it
"This text has no other purpose than to terrify those who are afraid of the Arabic language."
"This text has no other purpose than to terrify those who are afraid of the Arabic language."
As an American watching British television
As an American watching British television
Kenneth, a word?
Kenneth, a word?
I’ve arrived.
I’ve arrived.
That paw though
That paw though
Parks & Rec would’ve had such a hilarious episode about Pokemon Go.
Parks & Rec would’ve had such a hilarious episode about Pokemon Go.
The Miami Zoo’s flamingoes’ temporary shelter during Hurricane Andrew 20 years ago today
The Miami Zoo’s flamingoes’ temporary shelter during Hurricane Andrew 20 years ago today
Storm in Moscow
Storm in Moscow
Statistically…
Statistically…
Feed+the+children.
Feed the children.
The+dinosaur+is+a+master+of+disguise.
The dinosaur is a master of disguise.
Oh%2C+write%26%238230%3B
Oh, write…
Fire+Danger+Level%3A+I+Warned+You
Fire Danger Level: I Warned You
Join the conversation
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+vibe+to+it%26%238230%3B
It’s got a different vibe to it…
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
Hold+the+bees%2C+bruv.
Hold the bees, bruv.
Human+uses+confusion%26%238230%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+highly+effective.
Human uses confusion… it’s highly effective.
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+your+stinking+facts.
We don’t need your stinking facts.
Dogs+are+the+joke.
Dogs are the joke.
Birds+are+not+pets.+Prove+me+wrong.
Birds are not pets. Prove me wrong.