How could they forget about Oscar

Okay, who was the jerk that dropped some molly in my coffee?

Riddle me this, atheists…

It’s dangerous to pause a Disney movie.

The ocean is inside of this opal.

Hey mom!

Why don’t they ever get pulled over for this?

Clearly Japan is getting ready for war.

Chocolate Roulette.

Just got a promotion. I have employees now

Violinist, Roger Frisch, plays during brain surgery to find what’s causing his tremors.

Fortune cookie gets real.

Never trust a hedgehog.

I need an adult.

Thanks Obama

The difference between creepy and cool.