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The toast is a lie.

The toast is a lie.
You are a computer criminal!
You are a computer criminal!
Logic.
Logic.
An ocelittle.
An ocelittle.
Dolphin bucket list.
Dolphin bucket list.
I got mugged once…
I got mugged once…
I’m Albus. Albus Severus.
I’m Albus. Albus Severus.
Highest-paid public employees.
Highest-paid public employees.
Ah, married life.
Ah, married life.
Disecting Barbie.
Disecting Barbie.
A duck in a sardine can.
A duck in a sardine can.
You’re a gynecologist, and a lesbian?
You’re a gynecologist, and a lesbian?
Ugly.
Ugly.
Homemade butterfly feeder.
Homemade butterfly feeder.
Hot Tub Cinema.
Hot Tub Cinema.
Penguin ambassadors.
Penguin ambassadors.
It+cuts+the+onions.
It cuts the onions.
Watermelons+for+the+bees%21
Watermelons for the bees!
Science%2C+bitches.
Science, bitches.
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
Join the conversation
RIP+in+McFarction
RIP in McFarction
Password+shaming%26%238230%3B
Password shaming…
Cats+go+%40%26%238230%3B
Cats go @…
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+vibe+to+it%26%238230%3B
It’s got a different vibe to it…
Sharks+love+you+too%2C+apparently%26%238230%3B
Sharks love you too, apparently…
Human+uses+confusion%26%238230%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+highly+effective.
Human uses confusion… it’s highly effective.
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.
Doom+running+on+a+pregnancy+test+why+not.
Doom running on a pregnancy test why not.