even non-readers should enjoy this!

academic tortoise

academic tortoise

and now for my next magic trick, I will leave without apologizing

and now for my next magic trick, I will leave without apologizing

and thus, plagiarism was avoided expertly

and thus, plagiarism was avoided expertly

looks like pizza

looks like pizza

dramatic recreation

dramatic recreation

asking your dad a simple question was the first mistake

asking your dad a simple question was the first mistake

please respond better to the chaos

please respond better to the chaos

it’s weird, but we make it work

it’s weird, but we make it work

a six hour long hug sounds uncomfortable, tbh

a six hour long hug sounds uncomfortable, tbh

teaming up to take you down

teaming up to take you down

it was the only apocalypse i was looking forward to, too

it was the only apocalypse i was looking forward to, too

I’ve lost my trash can for sure

I’ve lost my trash can for sure

and no one is around to ask how your sadghetti was…

and no one is around to ask how your sadghetti was…

behind their back?

behind their back?

please wait til your parents leave to try this at home

please wait til your parents leave to try this at home