even pirates dug for their treasure

i don’t want my apartment to smell like stale beer and cheese too

i don’t want my apartment to smell like stale beer and cheese too

a bold strategy

a bold strategy

i’d prefer the cupcake

i’d prefer the cupcake

but… but… what happens if a werewolf bites a wolf?

but… but… what happens if a werewolf bites a wolf?

what can pixar give feelings to next?

what can pixar give feelings to next?

i need more popcorn

i need more popcorn

grandparents have more fun

grandparents have more fun

sharks are so relatable

sharks are so relatable

elementary school trauma revisited

elementary school trauma revisited

Idle Hands

I never thought about it that way.

I never thought about it that way.

whatever pays the bills

whatever pays the bills

clark kent – click bait artist

clark kent – click bait artist

I’m not responsible for me when I’m drunk

I’m not responsible for me when I’m drunk

cinematic perfection

cinematic perfection