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Politically correct bedtime stories.

Politically correct bedtime stories.
I admit it, I have a problem.
I admit it, I have a problem.
Napoleon Born2party.
Napoleon Born2party.
Text me when you get home.
Text me when you get home.
Drive to work, work to drive.
Drive to work, work to drive.
Words.
Words.
Thought of the week at Microsoft
Thought of the week at Microsoft
This was outside my history professor’s office.
This was outside my history professor’s office.
How I feel standing vs sitting.
How I feel standing vs sitting.
Will you help me hide a body?
Will you help me hide a body?
English as a second language… *twitch*
English as a second language… *twitch*
Dr. House recommended!
Dr. House recommended!
20 creepy things to whisper in her ear.
20 creepy things to whisper in her ear.
Nutella Lite and Dark Chocolate.
Nutella Lite and Dark Chocolate.
Some stories stay with us forever.
Some stories stay with us forever.
Welcome to the real world.
Welcome to the real world.
Decisions%2C+decisions%26%238230%3B
Decisions, decisions…
Har+har+har.
Har har har.
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
Hands.
Hands.
Join the conversation
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
Classy.
Classy.
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
Time+to+die.
Time to die.
Infinity+cat.
Infinity cat.
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Shotgun+infinity.
Shotgun infinity.