Protec the Jakobs.

It all sounds awful until you remember that statistically flying is still the safest form of travel

there is no way the ice cream man didn’t see this person

this is how many sides a circle has

you know that you know you’ve seen that actor before

who pooped the bed? sounds like an it’s always sunny in philadelphia episode

i was without a phone once for 12 hours and it’s amazing how much attention i was able to pay to other things

you’re not fooling anyone nasa!

Incredible architecture memes that will leave you in awe

gravity doesn’t exist when you’re a goat

even einstein’s marriage was relative. It consumed his life

jesus was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple. good to know!

This is really the only acceptable way to watch four hour movies

modern parenting – resisting the urge to throw your child in the squishmallow display

gives “baby changing station” a whole new meaning

this is not the car you want to end up behind on the freeway