Humans from Berlin

all the pain

back the blue?

centaur exterminators are so effective they’ve basically put themselves out of business

you definitely want to rethink that, kid

are you awake or ashleighp?

you’re next!

it’s healthy to set boundaries

thanks but no thanks

pass me some coal

the gift no one wants

house therapy

Adorable. 10/10 – would boop

especially on a friday

your phone always knows

i slept okay