eventually he’ll say yes

don’t ask for red wine

don’t ask for red wine

looks trustworthy

looks trustworthy

double bacon cheeseburger

double bacon cheeseburger

hire them both

100 is too long to wait

100 is too long to wait

You just need to squint

You just need to squint

It’s the cowch or me

It’s the cowch or me

this behavior would be normal at 3 am

this behavior would be normal at 3 am

Remember when I had the high ground?

Remember when I had the high ground?

whoopsie doodle

whoopsie doodle

he made sure mom wasn’t watching, first

he made sure mom wasn’t watching, first

i give up

Mcdonald’s motorcyles coming soon

Mcdonald’s motorcyles coming soon

It’s the haircut that gives them away

It’s the haircut that gives them away

choose wisely