Feeling Lucky?

every single time, actually

Not just because you have been a great Vice President, but because in the bargain, I gained a brother.
Not just because you have been a great Vice President, but because in the bargain, I gained a brother.
He must have got into my adderall stash
He must have got into my adderall stash
Nick Offerman everybody
Nick Offerman everybody
don’t forget to change to winter tyres
don’t forget to change to winter tyres
COWS!
COWS!
Willie Nelson’s guitar after 48 years of use.
Willie Nelson’s guitar after 48 years of use.
Natural selection
Natural selection
Mojang isn’t that hard…
Mojang isn’t that hard…
Anubis is done with your s
Anubis is done with your s
It’s stuffed…
It’s stuffed…
My 4y/o picks the best books from the library.
My 4y/o picks the best books from the library.
Nopenommer
Nopenommer
You must take advantage of the situation, should it arise
You must take advantage of the situation, should it arise
Bacon Bowls!
Bacon Bowls!
Killing the pole.
Killing the pole.
how+hard+can+it+be+to+draw+a+baby%3F+apparently+pretty+hard%26%238230%3B
how hard can it be to draw a baby? apparently pretty hard…
the+murderer+is+one+of+the+people+on+this+train+%2Atwirls+mustache%2A
the murderer is one of the people on this train *twirls mustache*
love+is+being+okay+with+your+partner+hiding+opossums+in+the+attic
love is being okay with your partner hiding opossums in the attic
another+delicious+hummuscide
another delicious hummuscide
Join the conversation
probably+one+of+the+worst+things+you+could+say+while+on+the+witness+stand
probably one of the worst things you could say while on the witness stand
I+hate+how+much+this+step+ladder+joke+made+me+laugh
I hate how much this step ladder joke made me laugh
the+only+reason+to+want+a+boyfriend+is+for+karaoke+help%2C+apparently
the only reason to want a boyfriend is for karaoke help, apparently
there+is+no+right+thing+to+say.+you+just+have+to+yell+and+make+the+situation+as+uncomfortable+as+possible
there is no right thing to say. you just have to yell and make the situation as uncomfortable as possible
was+joining+the+US+military+the+original+squid+game%3F
was joining the US military the original squid game?
lets+bake+cookies+and+watch+documentaries+about+serial+killers+together
lets bake cookies and watch documentaries about serial killers together
what+new+ghosts+would+you+like+to+see%3F
what new ghosts would you like to see?
the+makers+of+oreos+have+no+chill
the makers of oreos have no chill