everyone has a second stomach for eating out of spite

boba fett is actually pinocchio

don’t try calling the pawlice. there’s nothing you can do about it

a true test of will is knowing there are times in life when you have to reign in your desire to initiate a game of leap frog

who is greg and what is he capable of?

walked into a bank to pick up checks might chop some wood later

An ostrich pulled carriage being stopped by an officer in los angeles 1930

the kinds of gifts that writers don’t approve of

was the gasp for fear of her husband’s safety or for the possible life insurance payout?

CSI: disneyland

a real puffin trying to mimic and fit in with a fake puffin on the east coast

70 year old grandma at rolling stones concert proves you’re never too old to rock

it turns out bart and lisa simpson were both bald

helping to keep the pigs cool on a hot summer day

am i phobos the moon of mars?

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