*everyone stares*

at least she tried to comfort her brother. not all siblings would be that nice

i thought a menu was just what i ordered food from, not instructions on who pays

what i wish the button in the car would do

and now i’m scared to go into the ocean, too. thanks kid

Somehow being overwhelmed always wins…

a wall of bugs at the Cleveland museum of natural history

what competitive salary really means

what do atheists say instead of “oh god” during sex?

internal monologue f.m. always has perfect reception and won’t let you change the station

this man restored this forest. there is still good in this world

sometimes i like to play my friends the weird stuff just to see their reaction

10 Tweets and memes about parenting that will remind you kids aren’t for everyone

cricket pizza. would you take a bite?

so this is why British people hide their t’s

this type of dangerous selfie could get you placed on a wikipedia page if you’re not careful