Everyone Is Born Different

Never short.

If you want to steal the Lithuanian declaration of independence, you must challenge the man in the corner.

I nominate him as our national superintendent.

Steven Spielberg chilling with Jaws. Roundabouts 1975.

The new local dog park checks out.

This is something people have conversations about, even.

Let the statistiacally average lady speak.

Boing, boing machine demands belly rubs.

Plates painted to look like ants are on them.

Outstanding move.

Won’t somebody please think of the chicken?

#SLIDESFORPUGS

Calm down, David; We believe in us.

Well worn knives.

This might be the best ad for [P]UPS I’ve ever seen.