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everything is bigger in texas except the rain

We must murder the mother.
We must murder the mother.
The Amethyst Starling is a beautiful birb.
The Amethyst Starling is a beautiful birb.
Nailed it.
Nailed it.
The military strikes again…
The military strikes again…
Sometimes listen to your children.
Sometimes listen to your children.
Stranger next to me on a flight to Toronto. Yeah we’re friends now…
Stranger next to me on a flight to Toronto. Yeah we’re friends now…
First day of school was a little rough…
First day of school was a little rough…
Blacksmiths HATE this one trick!
Blacksmiths HATE this one trick!
There really is no need to be all Karen about things… [🔍]
There really is no need to be all Karen about things… [🔍]
Creepy Dudes is a genre.
Creepy Dudes is a genre.
Bob Ross Approved.
Bob Ross Approved.
Finish the phrase.
Finish the phrase.
Freeze!
Freeze!
You are the trash I always needed in my life.
You are the trash I always needed in my life.
The future has been here all along…
The future has been here all along…
The+forgotten+victim.
The forgotten victim.
He+misses+his+papa.
He misses his papa.
The+dangers+of+sleep+deprivation.
The dangers of sleep deprivation.
Baby%26%238217%3Bs+Blackboard+Adventures.
Baby’s Blackboard Adventures.
Join the conversation
He+Tried%26%238230%3B
He Tried…
Everything+you+need+to+know+about+the+bow-tie.
Everything you need to know about the bow-tie.
Pick+a+number+between+1+and+30.
Pick a number between 1 and 30.
This+is+my+resume+now%26%238230%3B
This is my resume now…
Saber-toothed+Tiger.
Saber-toothed Tiger.
A+girl+and+a+giraffe.
A girl and a giraffe.
Literally+too+stupid+to+insult.
Literally too stupid to insult.
How+to+prepare+a+kiwi.
How to prepare a kiwi.