*knock knock knock*

Koko the Gorilla mourning Robin Williams: “Dr. Patterson told Koko that ‘we have lost a dear friend, Robin Williams.’ Koko signed ‘CRY LIP,’ withdrew, and ‘became very somber, with her head bowed and her lip quivering.’”

Comfort.

This is my life now…

Its a dangerous business, Frodo…

Shark Week, commence!

My snail Gary had a birthday, and celebrated with cake

Rosetta’s triangular orbit about comet 67P.

We all know the one place where ebola never will spread.

Dude, this is the last time…

I’m disgusted when I see older guys with younger women…

Baby Stewie isn’t actually an evil genius.

Nick Offerman’s 5 rules for being a man

Where will you be?

People at modern art museums…

How to deal with haters.