It could happen to you, too.

mario is a hero for doing the same thing that makes shredder a villain. Make it make sense

You know you’re an elder millenial if…

it turns out bart and lisa simpson were both bald

a true test of will is knowing there are times in life when you have to reign in your desire to initiate a game of leap frog

helping to keep the pigs cool on a hot summer day

was the gasp for fear of her husband’s safety or for the possible life insurance payout?

boba fett is actually pinocchio

a real puffin trying to mimic and fit in with a fake puffin on the east coast

how you react to stepping on your pet vs how they react to stepping on you

don’t try calling the pawlice. there’s nothing you can do about it

who wore it better?

luigi is the queen in mario chess because he’s the nicest character and you always have to protect the nicest

that awkward moment you make unavoidable eye-contact with a complete stranger

70 year old grandma at rolling stones concert proves you’re never too old to rock

An ostrich pulled carriage being stopped by an officer in los angeles 1930