It’s smaller when it’s cold…

you’re not fooling anyone nasa!

It all sounds awful until you remember that statistically flying is still the safest form of travel

modern parenting – resisting the urge to throw your child in the squishmallow display

you know that you know you’ve seen that actor before

there is no way the ice cream man didn’t see this person

gives “baby changing station” a whole new meaning

who pooped the bed? sounds like an it’s always sunny in philadelphia episode

gravity doesn’t exist when you’re a goat

birds aren’t real so it doesn’t matter anyway

jesus was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple. good to know!

This is really the only acceptable way to watch four hour movies

this is how many sides a circle has

Best responses to tweet about “mystery flight”

Incredible architecture memes that will leave you in awe

this is not the car you want to end up behind on the freeway