Those things are ticking time bags… – Michael Scott, actually.

Those things are ticking time bags... - Michael Scott, actually.

You know what’s awkward?

You know what’s awkward?

Friday night, not as expected

Friday night, not as expected

The happiest dog ever.

The happiest dog ever.

You suck at brushing your teeth.

You suck at brushing your teeth.

Weapon of mass creativity.

Weapon of mass creativity.

Can’t tell if cute, or weird.

Can’t tell if cute, or weird.

Some signs at my workplace.

Some signs at my workplace.

Someone should write this book.

Someone should write this book.

Finals week.

You should not have come here, human.

You should not have come here, human.

Story of my life.

Story of my life.

Parallel universe.

Parallel universe.

Leave me alone.

Leave me alone.

I’ve learned so much from people who never existed.

I’ve learned so much from people who never existed.

What is better than one baby Alpaca?

What is better than one baby Alpaca?