Gotdammit, Claire. Take the elevator!

Things my teacher(s) can do better.

Statue[tory]

Barbie and the Magical Race Against Thermodynamic Entropy

This must be drugs.

This bread will be mine

The fries beckon.

A Restaurant In Japan where you can catch your fish and have it cooked as your dinner

Our Lord And Savior Mr. Torvalds

Whenever I am sad he brings me a sock

That’s a story for the grandchildren

My favorite thing about jeans with holes in the knees.

The darkness.

If you ping it, they will pong.

The power of the reach. Thanks Lenny.

And how you said you would never drink again