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How does one wake up from the Matrix, exactly?

How does one wake up from the Matrix, exactly?
someone wants to be an only child
someone wants to be an only child
pockets would still be nice, though
pockets would still be nice, though
found it
found it
‘merica!
‘merica!
the galaxy frog is one of the most beautiful animals i’ve ever seen
the galaxy frog is one of the most beautiful animals i’ve ever seen
we didn’t even try to do anything
we didn’t even try to do anything
can never be too safe
can never be too safe
that’s aggressive!
that’s aggressive!
an obituary written by a bot
an obituary written by a bot
it’s a life choice
it’s a life choice
let’s talk about inequality
let’s talk about inequality
toast is hilarious
toast is hilarious
it’s worth millions
it’s worth millions
this is not right
this is not right
what is she summoning?
what is she summoning?
if+alanis+morisette+owned+a+landscaping+company
if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company
Dog+licks+woman+who+screams+and+other+amazing+animal+memes%21
Dog licks woman who screams and other amazing animal memes!
this+is+exactly+why+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+send+texts+with+microsoft+excel
this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel
The+next+guest+on+Maury+Povich+is%26%238230%3B+genetics%21
The next guest on Maury Povich is… genetics!
Join the conversation
if+you+ever+need+to+distract+a+guy%2C+just+ask+him+this+simple+question
if you ever need to distract a guy, just ask him this simple question
baby+squid+eggs+found+inside+a+seashell
baby squid eggs found inside a seashell
Paul+Rudd+isn%26%238217%3Bt+just+a+superhero+in+the+movies%21
Paul Rudd isn’t just a superhero in the movies!
You+know+Marvel+is+running+out+of+ideas+when+Toilet+King+enters+the+MCU
You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU
That%26%238217%3Bs+because+we+are+closed+and+other+viral+tweets
That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets
someone+found+this+shell+at+the+beach+with+barnacles+around+it+that+make+it+look+like+a+heart
someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart
do+they+make+this+vest+in+adult+human+sizes%3F
do they make this vest in adult human sizes?
gonna+have+to+unfollow+a+lot+of+things%2C+if+we%26%238217%3Bre+being+honest
gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest