Jeff Goldblum, 27 years later.

the learning how to season starter pack that any amateur chef needs in their pantry

the church of cheese is the only church you could convince me to attend

japan rewards employees who don’t smoke. would this work where you live?

there’s a very limited window between an omelet and scrambled eggs

don’t look down! Would you sleep on the side of a mountain like this?

wife created sign to let neighbors know that new grass was on the way

if you set your toaster on fire, you should probably just order in every meal

was the lettuce on her head a gift from her boyfriend?

fine, i’ll do it myself!

let’s hear about your love lives via literature!

it happens to the best of us ‘lil dude.

phrasing matters

his name was close enough

it’s the only way to make the calls stop

you should have just bought snacks!