Recreational tampons are ruining families.

Recreational tampons are ruining families.

Build the wall!

Build the wall!

Here’s a check, don’t cash it till next Thursday, please.

Here’s a check, don’t cash it till next Thursday, please.

A noodle in every sip.

A noodle in every sip.

Be careful with your liver.

Be careful with your liver.

Just F’n around.

Just F’n around.

I’ve learned so much this year…

I’ve learned so much this year…

*toot toot* stealin’ ya grills…

*toot toot* stealin’ ya grills…

Specific and relatable, yes.

Specific and relatable, yes.

Ban dentists, actually.

Ban dentists, actually.

Ethiopian Nobles riding lions for some reason, circa 1901.

Ethiopian Nobles riding lions for some reason, circa 1901.

May it live on forever.

May it live on forever.

When you get your Doctorate in Finland you get a top hat and a sword for keeps.

When you get your Doctorate in Finland you get a top hat and a sword for keeps.

joe biden picking up georgia and pennsylvania

joe biden picking up georgia and pennsylvania

I can dig it.

You’re a good man, Charlie Brown.

You’re a good man, Charlie Brown.