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Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

spitting venom

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

time to cry!

And you give that subtle approving head nod

how it started vs how it’s going

send dudes, not nudes

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

i should have texted instead

beer science

did he do it?

classic carrie bradshaw

what every kid wants for christmas

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying