We are made of star dust.

We are made of star dust.

and then there’s jeff bezos…

and then there’s jeff bezos…

dads are so embarrassing

dads are so embarrassing

we are not alone in the universe

we are not alone in the universe

both. bring both inside

both. bring both inside

gonz… oh no…

gonz… oh no…

blame the zookeepers, don’t punish the parrots

blame the zookeepers, don’t punish the parrots

he refused to quit

he refused to quit

liquid zoo

they face the sun for a reason

they face the sun for a reason

this can only end in hilarity

this can only end in hilarity

but do they pay their female employees less than the male ones?

but do they pay their female employees less than the male ones?

Same names i use for them in my phone, too

Same names i use for them in my phone, too

the didn’t think this one through

the didn’t think this one through

i appreciate the attention

i appreciate the attention

the ducks knew exactly what they were doing

the ducks knew exactly what they were doing