Accents are hard.

I love sporting.

I don’t know what to feel about this.

A wholesome experience meeting JAY Z

His cheeto residue got all over my pants and that’s how I became the next Monica Lewinsky

I don’t believe you.

Butter knife had the best music video of all time…

Luigi’s Mansion Pumpkin art

This is why you never corner a raccoon…. unless you have a popsicle.

Pregnancy tests are hard.

I could read here.

Married life.

Oh… yeah that makes more sense.

Apparently putting googly eyes on my parents portrait of Jesus is "not funny" and "blasphemous"

Cooper spends very happy days with his human friend.

Start clowning around.