Heard something about you trying to have a productive day…?

Heard something about you trying to have a productive day...?

Martian Tindr is lit…

Martian Tindr is lit…

…even Mickey supports HK.

…even Mickey supports HK.

*laughs nervously in CIA*

*laughs nervously in CIA*

Never trust a pangwang.

Never trust a pangwang.

We must go deeper…

We must go deeper…

Amber Guyger – A Tribute

Amber Guyger – A Tribute

We will not entertain this methodology…

We will not entertain this methodology…

You have this? I have this. – NestlÃ©, probably.

You have this? I have this. – NestlÃ©, probably.

Everything will affect your happiness.

Everything will affect your happiness.

Saving the environment– you’re doing it wrong…

Saving the environment– you’re doing it wrong…

Ti[t]s the season, to give a squeezin’.

Ti[t]s the season, to give a squeezin’.

Those things are ticking time bags… – Michael Scott, actually.

Those things are ticking time bags… – Michael Scott, actually.

Balloon released into a storm cloud with a copper wire hanging down to Earth:

Balloon released into a storm cloud with a copper wire hanging down to Earth:

I mean, how could you not?

I mean, how could you not?

thee didn’t readeth this far down, shakespear, belike.

thee didn’t readeth this far down, shakespear, belike.