The platybelodon is the extinct ancestor of the elephant. Let’s clone them so they can frolic with the mammoths.

gonna need to buy a whole new bed

set your dvr!

dragonheart reboot idea i’d watch

always start a conversation by hooking them with a fact

the suite life tried to teach us

welcome to jurassic park!

but the bathtub isn’t always empty. take no chances

“You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone, and we are all part of the same compost pile.”

always practice safe porking

spiders use their eyes

there isn’t a big enough cringe to describe how this makes me feel

and now he’s just committed to the bit

this should be interesting

extremely concerned, as it were

cry harder